New Job A.K.A Nanba, Un Velai-kku vetu!

It all started with me posting resume in companies where my friends are working. I asked two of my close associates to forward my resume to their respective HRs. And the below is the discussion due to my mistake of doing a 'Reply All'!

From: Avan
To: Referral-xyz@xyz.com
BCC: Ivan

Hi

Attached is the resume of Ivan. He’s with mainframes in Banking domain. He’s very strong both technically and in the Banking domain. He got promoted to Senior Software Engineer in a very short time joining dubukku-abc as a fresher. He’s currently looking for opportunities that are challenging and help him develop his skill set and domain expertise. I hope you find his illustrious resume interesting and Ivan, an invaluable asset to our organization.

Regards,

Avan

Ivan presses 'Reply All'!

From: Ivan
To: Avan, Referral-xyz@xyz.com

Kalakkara machi!

One more... Ivan presses 'Reply All' once more!

From: Ivan
To: Avan, Referral-xyz@xyz.com

Analum ivvalvu poi thevaya?

Now comes the late realisation... Ivan calls up Avan and tells him the error that was committed!

From: Avan
To: Ivan

Saniyanae!! Yaen vaelaikhu vaettu vaekka paakuriyae daa!! Naan nalladhu dhaanae pannaen! Yaen mela ivalo ghaanda!! Dhrogh!! :P :P :P Idha cholli aduthu oru treat vaangalamnu bitta potadhu thappa pochu!!

From: Ivan
To: Avan

Seri seri free-ya vidu... Kapaleeshwarar temple is always open... Angey ukkanthuduvom!

From: Avan
To: Ivan

Poda po! Oru mail illa, raendu mail! Yaenna nadakka podhunu thaeriyala!!

From: Ivan
To: Avan

Enna nadakkum, unna thookittu enna veppanga! Illa nee reco pannavan unna mathiri than iruppan athunala vendam-nu solluvanga! ;-)

From: Avan
To: Ivan

Daai dhroghi! Yaenna pathi ninachu paarthiyaa da!!

Case 1: unna thookittu enna veppanga - Yaen vaelai out!

Case 2: Illa nee reco pannavan unna mathiri than iruppan athunala vendam-nu solluvanga - Neeyum vaenam, unn friendum vaenam! Yaen vaelai, again out!

L L Nalladhukkae kaalam illadaa saami!

From: Ivan
To: Avan

Mothathula total DAMAGE! As in Matrix "Everything ends here!"

From: Avan
To: Ivan

Nalla paesu daa!! Adha Nalla pannu!! io io io!

From: Ivan
To: Avan

Vidra vidra! There are better companies which we can hunt to-gether!

From: Avan
To: Ivan

Dei! Vaelayala irundhu yaenna thokkuradhu nichayamnu mudivae pannitiyaadaa?! *sniff* ammaaaa!!!

From: Ivan
To: Avan

Kanna intha Handkey! Use pannikko... Have more... You'll be getting a call from HR saying "Sir, we have torn your seat..."

From: Avan
To: Ivan

Vaenaam!! Azhudhuduvaen!! [Click the link]

From: Ivan
To: Avan

he he he...

What do I say? Everything is happening here... I believe the future jokes on Blondes and Sardars will be replaced by S/W Engg!